ladies desire and desire a knight...

Louisville, KY (AP): Ladies desire and deserve a knight in shining armour...even if the knight is Larry the Cucumber and the steed is wooden and on wheels! Guys, let us take note and retrieve our armor to win the heart of the fair princess! Let us polish our armour, sharpen our swords, mount our steeds and slay the dragons! If Larry can do it...goodness, we have to have a chance! --mike