Although it may look like Lord High Canis is chewing on his foot, he is in fact pulling out a dagger that he was planning to use to kill our investigators. Thankfully, our man (or woman) was able to make a quick strategic withdrawal.
Clearly, folks, we need to up our preparedness regarding this imminent threat. Otherwise, the entire human race will be destroyed. There is no if's, and's or but's about it. If you think this is a joke, let me ask you one question: Where do you think the Pound Puppies got their name? It wasn't because they lived at "the pound". They were a super-elite canine fighting force that could kill a human with one hit or one "pound" of their paw. They were not cute...they were vicious...they are vicious!
I promise some serious, thoughtful posts after this one. Seriously.